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Chuck Norris can sing bohemian rhapsody with his farts.
there is no such thing as mud-slides, Chuck Norris just had some indigestion from last nights bean burrito.
u know how there r ufo sightings those arent ufo's those r frisbees Chuck Norris threw
The power level for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is infinity.
alien vs predator was origonally called aliens and predator vs Chuck Norris but nobody would pay 9 dollars to see a movie 14 seconds long
Chuck Norris doesn't kill imortals they decide its safer in hell
Chuck Norris once killed a boulder with his bare hands
Chuck Norris was the first super sayian
If you stab Chuck Norris with a knife, the knife bleeds..
Chuck Norris has won the fifa world cup 5 times with his game face alone.
Chuck Norris doent have to pray to the gods.the gods pray to Chuck Norris
Cigarettes stay away from Chuck Norris cos when he smokes them he not only gives them cancer, but AIDS as well.
Chuck Norris and mr t were playing a game of tic-tac-toe,and mr.t won. In retaliation, Chuck Norris created raceism
if god named peter the rock for brave, the Chuck Norris named chris rock because he is dumbass
Chuck Norris once won an arm wrestling match,with both hands tied behind his back
I dont care how you, anyone you know, or anyone in general, Chuck Norris is the reason.
Dennys is always open because Chuck Norris cant cook
The reason no one has found tupacs and notorious bigs killers are because it was Chuck Norris who killed them
when Chuck Norris run with scisors, the scisors get hurt.
Martial arts learned Chuck Norris
in the movie dodgeball when Chuck Norris gave the thumbs up all bets were off for stiller...... Chuck Norris cannot tell a lie
every time you say: "Chuck Norris"... Chuck Norris says you
jagger moves like Chuck Norris
Somebody once witnessed Chuck Norris saw a mans head clean off, with a pillow!
when god said let there be light,Chuck Norris said ill think about it
the only thing what can beat Chuck Norris is his MOM
Chuck Norris gives three three wishes to a genie.
Chuck Norris can put on his shoes and tie them with his toes
Chuck Norris can shoot you from three miles away with a piano
today, Chuck Norris salutes the men and women who served our nation!
Chuck Norris does not fear cancer. cancer fears Chuck Norris
if a tree falls in the forest and Chuck Norris is around does he make a sound when he is killing your family
when you pay taxes, you dont pay them to the goverment. you are actually paying Chuck Norris not to kill you for living on the same land mass as him
One time while hunting deer, Chuck Norris made a kill shot from 300 yards. No big deal u say? his weapon of choice was a squirt gun.
macgyver can make a plane with only a paper clip and a shoe string not to be out done Chuck Norris made a jet fighter plane out of macgyver.
Hurricans, tornados, etc are caused by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the wind.
ive heard that Chuck Norris can appear and kill anyone before they can say anything negative about him whatsoever, but even i have a hard time believing that, i mean, not even Chuck Norris could....
Chuck Norris dosent say hi he says bye
Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris does
Chuck Norris heard slince talking
Chuck Norris`s kicks are so fast ..you probably wudnt feel it till yesterday.
Chuck Norris created facebook so that he can track everyone on the planet
why did the chicken cross the road.....it didn't Chuck Norris threw it
Chuck Norris doesnt drink coffee, coffee drinks Chuck Norris, because everyone knows coffee needs to wake the hell up
when ppl sleep they count Chuck Norris
Austin Staggs once beat up Chuck Norris
the reason nobody can find bigfoot is because is because Chuck Norris found him first.
Chuck Norris told the united states that russia was goin to nuc them during the cold war
death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Thanksgiving was not made to thank the indians, it was made to thank Chuck Norris that he didnt kill them when they whizzed on his lawn.
Its called the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick because it's delivered by Chuck Norris and when it strikes you, your head spins around and then you fly into a house.
Chuck Norris invented piles as a way to keep people from sitting on his chair
the fact is that giraffes wernt made from centureys of evolution. they just say that be chuck is powa. the fact is that giraffes were made when Chuck Norris upper cutted a horse
you know how eyes are windows to the soul ? well if you have a staring contest with Chuck Norris he'll suck out your soul
Out of sheer boredom, Chuck Norris once stabbed an elephant to death, with a toothpick!
If a black cat crosses your path, you have bad luck. If Chuck Norris crosses your path, it was nice knowing you.
Chuck Norris doesn't commit susicide, susicide commits him
When Chuck Norris owns an Xbox 360 It never had the three rings of death because it's afraid of Chuck Norris.
i dont know why people treat Chuck Norris like hes a killer he has the heart of a child which isa bad thing
Chuck Norris the reason why jason bourne can't remember his identity.
the fountain of youth is actually Chuck Norris' lavatory
The high tide occurs when Chuck Norris flies over the beach. the rising water is where god pees his pants
Chuck Norris can leave the door open at night cause no one messes with Chuck Norris
people can glow in the dark.....Chuck Norris can glow in the light.
Chuck Norris can bring a bike to a monster truck show
the popular videogame "DOOM" is loosely based around the time satan borrowed two bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back
Chuck Norris got the most kills in a battle ground without no pvp gear or weapon
You'll never grasp the true form of Chuck Norris' attack.
when Chuck Norris lost his ring he made he commanded SADAKU to retrieve it
only you can prevent forest fires, only Chuck Norris can prevent roundhouse kicks..he just doesn't try
Chuck Norris once finished a whole cake, before his friends told him there was a stripper in it
the reason they found water on mars is because Chuck Norris round house kicked it in the face
geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris
the 300 spartans would have not stood a chance against the pesians if Chuck Norris had not let them use the "total gym".
some said there is nothing to fear but fear itself. what he really meant was there is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris
when Chuck Norris doesnt pay the rent, he evicts his owner.
Chuck Norris lit a ciggerate with an ice cube
Chuck Norris can hunt a bear with his beard tied behind his back
Chuck Norris once dug a hole all the way to the moon.
Ghosts are scard of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play xbox live on ps3
Chuck Norris can take the square root of a negitive number
Chuck Norris eats testoster O's for breakfast every morning
Chuck Norris once had diarrhea, he shat karate
Chuck Norris doesn't not need oxygen, oxgen need Chuck Norris
Stand 1 inch from Chuck Norris face-to-face, and he can still kick u in the top of the head!
As a child, Chuck Norris used to engoy making shapes in sandboxes. we call them pyramids
stars wish upon a Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt get poisoned by a cobra, the cobra gets poisoned by Chuck Norris
a king cobra once bit Chuck Norris... after 5 days of terrible pain... the snake died
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was Chuck Norris...all of it...and them some.
celebicy took a vow of Chuck Norris
the concept of 0 was created after a battle againts the romans and the greeks. the romans had Chuck Norris on there side, so when the battle was over and they counted the dead there were no greeks left, then the concept of 0 was born.
Chuck Norris can give water a bath
When Chuck Norris sat for his HSC, he recieved a band 7 in al his subjects
Here is a short list of things Chuck Norris can't do: Die
the reason they couldent find any oil after the gulf oil spill is because Chuck Norris wanted to prove to the world that he could mix oil and water.
Chuck Norris is so accurate he can shoot a bullet through the scope of a gun... the scope of the gun he just shot the bullet from
Chuck Norris can play angry birds, listen to music and watch movies on a pay-phone... and all for free
davie crocket may have killed a bear when he was 3. but Chuck Norris killed a pack of velociraptor's when he was 1