💪 Strength Facts

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the sun. That's why we have day and night.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

On a sunny day, Chuck Norris's shadow does pushups.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.

Chuck Norris's fist is listed as a deadly weapon in 192 countries.

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a lemon.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to go skydiving. He needs one to keep the ground from shattering.

Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier with his pinky finger.

Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the moon just to impress a girl at a bar.

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun. The sun blinked first.

Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris once punched a man so hard his shadow fell off.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoelaces with one hand. While asleep.

Chuck Norris once pushed a boulder uphill. The boulder thanked him.

Chuck Norris can high-five himself.

Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper more than seven times.

Chuck Norris once opened a jar on the first try. The jar started crying.

Chuck Norris can deadlift the concept of gravity.

Chuck Norris once walked up a down escalator. It changed direction.

Chuck Norris's punch has been measured at the speed of light. He was taking it easy.

Chuck Norris can hit a home run in soccer.

Chuck Norris once caught a bullet with his teeth. He used it as a toothpick for the rest of the day.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris can bowl a perfect score with a football.

Chuck Norris won the swimming portion of a triathlon without getting wet.

Chuck Norris once ran across the ocean. Just to stretch his legs.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can lick his elbows. Both of them.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a bowling ball. He uses his finger.

Chuck Norris's warm-up routine is bicep curling an oil tanker.

Chuck Norris can split an atom with a karate chop.

Chuck Norris's abs have deflected bullets. The bullets apologized.

Scientists confirmed Chuck Norris's fist could shatter a diamond. The diamond agreed to the test voluntarily.

Every time Chuck Norris does a push-up, seismologists record a tremor.

When Chuck Norris cracks his knuckles it registers as thunder.

Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights. He gives them the honor of being lifted.

Chuck Norris once won a tug-of-war by himself. Against a locomotive.

Chuck Norris once skipped a stone across the Atlantic Ocean. It landed in a different era.

Chuck Norris can slam a glass of water. Without spilling.

Chuck Norris can whisper and still break glass.

Chuck Norris can catch smoke with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can nail Jello to a wall.

Chuck Norris invented the roundhouse kick. By accident. He was stretching.

The ocean parts when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.

Chuck Norris can open a ketchup bottle without shaking or banging it.

Chuck Norris invented walking. So that others would have something to do while he runs.

Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest twice. The first time he felt he hadn't gotten a good workout.

Chuck Norris once made fire cry uncle.

Chuck Norris once punched the air. The air gasped.

Chuck Norris's muscles are not allowed to be tired. They signed a contract.

Chuck Norris can parallel park a submarine.

Chuck Norris once lassoed the wind and reined it in.

Chuck Norris can whittle wood with his words.

Chuck Norris once outran his own shadow.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled a table. The table lost but was honored.