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In Memory of Chuck Norris

March 10, 1940 – March 19, 2026

A legend in life. Immortal in lore. This site is dedicated to his memory.

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“In the time it takes you to read this sentence, Chuck Norris will free two hundred POW's from a Vietnamese prison camp, roundhouse kick Saturn, and expose a dozen lucky women to a love so intense that they will be incinerated.”
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🥋 General
“In the time it takes you to read this sentence, Chuck Norris will free two hundred POW's from a Vietnamese prison camp, roundhouse kick Saturn, and expose a dozen lucky women to a love so intense that they will be incinerated.”
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Dedicated to the memory of Chuck Norris, 1940–2026