“Chuck Norris does not need hair dye, he scares it back to it's original color”

Hair dyeing chemistry involves replacing or coating melanin pigment through chemical reaction. The claim proposes an alternate mechanism: the hair 'gets scared' and reverts to its original color through fear-induced physiological response. Hair follicles don't possess fear responses; they lack nervous systems. Yet the fact proposes that hair cells somehow perceive threat and respond through biochemical self-correction. Fear itself is sufficient to trigger chemical reversal. Fear becomes a substitute for chemistry.
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